• Fag Butt
  • Confession
  • Leaving Home
  • No Fuss
  • Thought
  • Cliffhanger
  • Shit Monster
  • Cling-film
  • Improv
  • Gooetry
  • To Jen
  • Boggeral


    The kaleidoscope resolved as raging waters became still.

    A damning tableau of my actions. The outcome quite against my will,
    but evidence for all to see, lain out frozen in time.
    It was as fugitive from justice, that I fled the scene of crime.

    Making my escape, I paused to wash away the stench
    of decay and rank corruption, that accompanied my clench.
    And I thanked my stars I seemed to have averted all the shame
    that surely would accompany apportioning of blame.

    And so it was I left the bathroom, and unflushable deposit,
    for another to discover, and emerge to cry "Who was it?"