• Fag Butt
  • Confession
  • Leaving Home
  • No Fuss
  • Thought
  • Cliffhanger
  • Shit Monster
  • Cling-film
  • Improv
  • Gooetry
  • To Jen
  • Boggeral

    Ode to cliff-hanging

    Be careful if you've got the runs -
    Make sure nothing slips out from your buns.
    Keep that turtle's head clenched
    Lest your undies be drenched
    as you give birth to little brown sons.