• Fag Butt
  • Confession
  • Leaving Home
  • No Fuss
  • Thought
  • Cliffhanger
  • Shit Monster
  • Cling-film
  • Improv
  • Gooetry
  • To Jen
  • Boggeral

    Ode to the Shit Monster

    Shit Monster!
    Oh! How we love you!
    Made up of other peoples' poo, you froth and bubble out the pan,
    Trying to avoid the man who's job it is to brush the bog.

    And how you make it up the walls ranks with religious miracles,
    But means we cannot use the stalls.