Pooetry

  • Fag Butt
  • Confession
  • Leaving Home
  • No Fuss
  • Thought
  • Cliffhanger
  • Shit Monster
  • Cling-film
  • Improv
  • Gooetry
  • To Jen
  • Boggeral

    Ode to cling-film

    I wish that I had faecal sacks -
    just like baby birds.
    There's no mess or need for wiping
    when you shrink-wrap all your turds.