• Fag Butt
  • Confession
  • Leaving Home
  • No Fuss
  • Thought
  • Cliffhanger
  • Shit Monster
  • Cling-film
  • Improv
  • Gooetry
  • To Jen
  • Boggeral

    Ode to improvisation

    Two days without a cleaner round to check the office bogs.
    There's nowt to dry your hands with or to wipe those excess logs.
    And that's why 'Jungle Jakki (19)' while on her page 3 debut,
    finds herself wrent from the paper and her face all smeared with poo.
    Yet though The Sun's absorbant and well used to housing shit,
    it tends to block the u-bend and make toilets overflow a bit...

    So the moral of this story: pay your cleaners decent wages.
    Cos if they strike and you've got clients in,
    they cannot have a plop for ages